I’m an indoor sea hag

Not someone putting the ball in my court 😢

Sure, Body, waking up FIVE HOURS before you have to be anywhere is fine.

Yay jury duty 🥺

One of my other weird little orchids has a bud!! It doesn’t look like much now but I’m excited 😊

Maniacally laughing while twirling my mustache hair has me feeling especially haggy today 🌝

“Chugging an energy drink when I’m tired and thirsty is a good idea” says only me, ever.

I swear I need 2-3 hours more sleep than what I hear everybody else needs. Is anybody else sleeping 10-11 hours each night just to function?