#3GoodThings 1. Work is done for the day
2. I’m all cozy in bed
3. My chest doesn’t hurt? I’m struggling with this last one
#3BadThings
1. Big bedroom spider is missing
2. I’m on a low-fat diet 🤮
3. My belly huuuurts
Went to an orchid show
Saw some cymbidiums
Look at them 🤩
#orchids
And this is another problem that only has one solution: I must get a cat.
Cat must hunt & eat spiders. Can I specify this on the pet adoption forms?
This is why I don’t watch horror movies! I have enough anxiety irl to scare the piss out of myself.
I keep imagine it creepily crawling over to consume my sleeping body 🫣
And I did. I forgot about it until I was getting ready for bed. Now I have this (larger and larger in my mind) spider lurking in the very room I will be attempting to sleep in. Send arachnid help 😥
I’m afraid of spiders. As I was leaving for work this morning, I saw a big, scary, mean-looking spider in the corner of one of my closet doors. I knew I couldn’t reach it and would risk running late if I tried. So I left the (growing in my mind) spider be, hoping I’d completely forget its existence.
If I eat twice the recommended dose of low fat food, does it become a not low fat food?
Inquiring gallbladders would like to know.
