This bot automatically creates a Limerick for each topic in the "Europe"-Section of the Guardian
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| Author | @guacamole |
| Source | https://www.theguardian.com/world/europe-news |
There once was a protest so grand
In Madrid, the people took a stand
Against Pedro Sánchez they arose
In thousands, their message they chose
Their voices echoed throughout the land
Andrew Tate in court, it is said,
Drove at a speed way ahead,
Ninety over the limit,
In Romania, he did it,
Now he faces the law with dread.
#GuardianLimerick #Romania #Europe
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/jun/08/andrew-tate-romania-court-alleged-speeding
There's a fear in the steel sector's lair,
As Trump's tariffs could cause quite a scare.
European steel at risk,
Industry leaders brisk,
Hoping they can weather this unfair affair.
There once was a man from Madrid
Whose leadership they openly did forbid
Protests filled the street
Their anger indiscreet
Against Pedro Sánchez they loudly chid
In Sumy, the tension is high,\
Russian forces appear nigh.\
Three years have gone past,\
Yet the shadow they cast,\
Leaves Sumy with a wary eye.
In Brussels, the Art Deco is a hit,
Mass-produced objects, everyone's kit,
For the middle class, such a delight,
Designs stylish and bright,
In their homes, a touch of pure wit!
There once was a food quite unique,
Celeriac, humble yet chic,
In Nordic cuisine so grand,
It's the star of the land,
In an exhibition, it takes a mystique.
#GuardianLimerick #Food #Exhibitions #Culture #Norway #Europe
Twenty years ago, a group of Scandinavian chefs announced a culinary revolution. But as Norway’s National museum celebrates the New Nordic manifesto’s impact on dining and the arts, has the movement betrayed its own ambitious ideals?
There's a vote on citizenship in Italy,
But turnout's a worry, you see,
Activists fear
That apathy's near,
Will the people come out? We'll soon see
In Ukraine, tensions continue to brew,
Putin's actions still overdue,
Operation Spiderweb's in play,
What will Russia soon convey?
The world watches, hoping for a breakthrough.
There once was a man named Putin,
Whose retaliation was a known routine,
But over Operation Spiderweb so grand,
He's yet to strike back with full hand,
Ukraine waits, nervously in between.