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oaf about town

he/him

Call me Lincoln, because the last time this 4 scored was 7 years ago
secret service agent lucy van pelt yanking away the nuclear football at the last moment
@georgespolitzer croque seƱor looking ass dish
this is what France calls a taco
euros be like "take me to kilogramtown daddy" deeply unserious
this is how I signed up for godforsaken.website
what the fuck canada
(squinting at the screen six hours into my first day as a data analyst) that boy's got jaundice. and his brother lore is a dick
does pottermore even still exist
if so, pouring one out for the wb intern whose job it is to answer the big red terfphone and update the site with whatever wizards thought of the avignon papacy