prog is working my tits are like 20 minutes long now and have a flute solo

Cloudflare announces they've swapped out the wall of lava lamps for a spork xD

(squinting at the screen six hours into my first day as a data analyst) that boy's got jaundice. and his brother lore is a dick

doggie houser md would be a great name for an animal rescue in maryland

(after being turned into a bird) it used to be i could piss and shit out of different holes. but i can't anymore. because of cloac

who? who goes there, knocking on my thriftshop door?
quoth the white boy: macklemore,

the way my dear sweet mother sends me random texts like this does make me feel like I've descended from a proud lineage of posters, and simply had the misfortune to be born at the advent of posting.

how cool it is!
a snail