Go home Visual Studio Code, you're drunk and getting handsy.

Pro tip: Putting a knot in your conference badge lanyard raises it up & makes it easier to read.

If you open #Wireshark on its birthday you get an Easter egg.

Pretty much every time I demo #Wireshark.

Berryessa Glory Hole status.

I showed off the original #Wireshark / Ethereal server today at #FOSDEM. Pretty sure it got more applause than I did.

Thanks to everyone at #FOSDEM who attended today's talk on #Stratoshark! It was a lot of fun!

If you're going to be at #FOSDEM this year, we'd love to see you at the #Wireshark stand in building H! We'll have free stickers and t-shirts for sale while supplies last. T-shirt Proceeds go to the Wireshark Foundation.

Thanks, Palo Alto. It's nice to know that something I've been pouring my heart and soul into "generally do not contain content that is useful to the end user."

Travel tip: If you want your bags to be recognizable from a distance, cable ties come in a variety of colors, are unobtrusive, and are nearly indestructible.