I am getting slow when my is getting store for mproess.

Some a day.

Doctor: Do you smoke?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Cigarettes? Marijuana?
Patient: Mostly brisket and port.

Me: I hate the government.
Friend: Which one?
Me: All of them at once them I suppose.

What is required to remove day live sought? This has been a stupid dumb idea for sentries and still is.

Just think...
Somewhere out there someone is thinking of you. Trying to figure out your death look as a accident.

Don't forget to get water and sunlight. You're basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions.

Some of y'all are too busy being Republication or Democrat to notice you stopped being decent a long time ago.

As it rude to look at look at someone and start singing "if you only had a brain" at them.

Is PETA a Vegan Westboro Baptist Church?