Me, arriving at 0100 after a four hour plane delay, standing at the front desk and pointing to a restaurant in the lobby: do they serve breakfast there?
Desk clerk, super friendly and slow talking: so that’s called the bistro, and unfortunately it is closed. They used to serve a wide range of American standard specialties, including breakfast. But they are not open now. We do expect to have a restaurant open in about six months.
Me: So, no, then.
This is the perfect welcome to Portland