Laura Xixi

@freewriter42
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Laura Xixi1d ago
Show threadLow Quality Facts1d ago
Laugh all you want, but tonight you won't be able to fall asleep because you'll be lying in bed wondering what a boar hair toothbrush feels like and before you know it you will have ordered one.
Laura Xixi1d ago
Low Quality Facts1d ago
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Bamboo and Boar Hair Toothbrushes. If you're anything like me, then I'm sure whenever you've seen a wild boar you immediately thought "I would love to feel that ferocious creature's coarse hair between my teeth."
https://collabs.shop/bus7ni
Show threadLaura Xixi2d ago
@lowqualityfacts why are you punching down, man
Laura Xixi4d ago
Houses: House
Mice: Mouse
Dice: Die
Show threadLaura Xixi5d ago
And in a similar vein...
Fetus Shark (doo doo do doo do doo) #ImmatureSongOrPoem
Laura Xixi5d ago
"Hello My Fetus" by Michigan Territory J. Tadpole #ImmatureSongOrPoem
Laura Xixi5d ago
Califoreplay by the Green Hot Chili Peppers #ImmatureSongOrPoem
Laura Xixi5d ago
The Floor Is Larva #ImmatureSongOrPoem
Laura Xixi5d ago
I've Seen All Good Pupa #ImmatureSongOrPoem
Laura XixiApr 1
Show threadLow Quality FactsApr 1

Me, pitching my invention to increase workplace productivity: It's a pointy stick. You can poke employees with it when they aren't working hard enough.

Investors: Genius. Add AI to it and we will give you a billion dollars.