Fraser

@fraser@aus.social
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Librocubicularist. I like boardgames, science fiction, 3RRR and possibly other things.

Will try and reduce the amount of politics than on the twister.

People's Republic of Merri-bek

BirdSite@Fraser_inAu

This is a proposal to expand the tried tl;dr standard for further usecases.

The authors propose

pw;dr - paywall; didn't read
ai;dr - ai, didn't read

This is a draft.

Hmm gmail browser version says I have zero unread emails in my inbox.

The app says I have 35 unread emails.

Narrator: The browser is correct.

Fortune favours the bold
Secrecy favours the italic
Certainty favours the underline
Regret favours the striketrough
I don’t mind that they’re building a human-scale RoboRally game at $dayjob, but I wish they’d put better hazard markers around the bottomless pits and flamethrowers.

The town I live in has this little park in the middle which always has really well kept flower beds and I always thought the council did well to keep funding it, but it turns out that since forever there has just been this one guy who went rogue and just turned the park into a flower garden to make it nicer and nobody stopped him.

If there ever was anyone who deserved a statue.

THINGS WE DID:
Built This City, Shot The Sheriff.

THINGS WE DIDN'T DO:
Start The Fire, Shoot The Deputy.

THINGS WE WANT TO DO:
Break Free, Know What Love Is.

THINGS WE WILL DO:
Rock You, Anything For Love.

THINGS WE WON'T DO:
That.

Evolution of the Windows trash icon.
LinkedIn really wants me to install their app. Almost as much as I don't want to install their app.

The doorbell rang. I checked the peephole, and saw someone who looked almost like me. I let him in.

"I'm your future self. Listen-"

"Wait! How did you even get here?" I asked.

"British Rail, Anytime Return ticket."

"They killed British Rail in 1997!“

"It'll be back. But list-"

He disappeared.

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Why oh why is the internet (spam, advertising etc.) convinced that I am interested in motorised agricultural machinery?

I am not now and never have been. Nor do I see any burgeoning interest in my future.