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seymour Mar 7, 2019

Mar 7, 2019

so they're finally here
performing for you
if you know the words you can join in too
put your hands together
if you wanna clap
as we take you through
this monkey rap

HUNH

DK. DONKEY KONG.

he's the leader of the bunch
you know him well
hes finally back to kick some tail
his coconut gun
can fire in spurts
if he shoots ya its gonna hurt
he's bigger
faster
and stronger too
he's the first member of the dk crew

HUNH

DK. DONKEY KONG.
DK. DONKEY KONG IS HERE.

this kong's got style
so li

seymour Feb 26, 2019

Formula.Feb 26, 2019

The TurboTax commercial, but everyone says "gay" instead of "free".

seymour Feb 26, 2019

jude Feb 25, 2019

I feel bad for the inventor of sloppy joes, who was just trying to make regular joes

seymour Feb 5, 2019

Creeper oh man so we back in the mine got our pick axe swinging side to side side side to side this task a grueling one hope to find some diamonds tonight night night diamonds tonight heads up you hear a sound turn around and look up total shock fills your body is oh no it’s you again I could never forget those eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes cause baby tonight the creeper's trying to steal your stuff again cause baby tonight you grab your pick shovel and bolt a

seymour Jan 31, 2019

buenos dias Mandy send tweet

seymour Dec 30, 2018

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heterophobic penguin Dec 30, 2018

WE'RE OPEN FOR BUSINESS

seymour Dec 30, 2018

what is happening at any time

seymour Dec 27, 2018

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seymour Dec 18, 2018

sometimes i wake up in a cold sweat thinking about the dream i had where nobody called me by my name and instead called me yeethorse. every time i tried to tell them that my name is in fact seymour i was violently chanted at. just endless rounds of "HORSE. HORSE. HORSE. HORSE." until i sobbed

seymour Dec 18, 2018

hi sexy new mutuals welcome to my fuckdome