Mastodawn

I saw Boy’s Don’t Cry late one night when it first hit tv. It scared the shit out of me to see what happened to Brandon, and I buried any awareness of trans male identity deep.

Floaty Birb 3h ago

Aknorals⚑Ⓐ 🏴3h ago

Shippost

Floaty Birb 3h ago

Aknorals⚑Ⓐ 🏴3h ago

World: man eating chicken
Vegan world: man-eating chicken

Floaty Birb 3h ago

Alice McFlurry

3h ago

Do I have any Dermatologist friends on Mastodon who would be willing to help me decipher the code from my melanoma pathology lab results?

If it helps, I already know I have melanoma and I just want to know if they got it all or if there's some left and I’m at peace with it being bad news because I low-key wouldn't mind if they had to cut me again so I could hopefully end up with a less butthole-y scar on my neck.

Floaty Birb 3h ago

Glyph 22h ago

AI is going just great

Floaty Birb 3h ago

Midsomer Murders Bot 3h ago

A seller of 100% organic clarinet reeds is found eviscerated into an offal cart (US patent 3863985). Suspicion falls on Midsomer Morchard’s ghost, upset that owls might threaten the Dogwalkers' Guild's annual buffing spree.

Floaty Birb 1d ago

we need to start distributing banned books on the back of juice boxes, or least part of the banned book.. as much of it will fit. we could use microfilche or whatever its called but probably few people drinking from juice boxes have a microfilche reader at hand, so maybe just putting a page or two on a different juice box is a good idea

Floaty Birb 1d ago

we need to start distributing juice boxes with drawings of catboys on them, where the catboy is also drinking from the juice box, but their juice box had a different catboy who is also drinking from a juice box with a different cat boy on it

Floaty Birb 1d ago

we need to start distributing cool facts about the Yayoi period, like how Dotaku bells were used for burials and how the first Yayoi seem to have peacefully integrated in Jomon society and how the Yayoi sent envoys to China and one of them got a fancy gold seal, on the back of juice boxes