Ash Kvetcham

@fineursine
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A voice in the wilderness crying out: "This reminds me a lot of 1995's Bushwhacked."

My flori.da time-share account. (He / Him!)
/ Bi / Adult / NSFW Often / PEGI 18

DesignationDax
This pickle seems a little worried about what I'm about to do.
how to tell school is out

So far, the only victim of the dying fridge and new refrigerator transfer seems have been a frozen kouign-amann.

It was not a huge loss.

i took an 8k image of the green dog orb because i love them and i want to steal their DNA and keep them alive forever and ever as a succession of increasingly gruesomely disfigured clones
I just think redheads should be big, y'know? And what is a fox if not a ginger catdog?
I adore #MasterKeaton.
honestly one of the best articles The Onion have yet debuted in print https://theonion.com/i-work-very-hard-and-i-would-like-to-try-cake/
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me […]

The Onion

Respect to Alec Guinness because he had a song you can fucking jam to.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p009y75m

BBC Radio 4 - Desert Island Discs, Sir Alec Guinness

Roy Plomley's castaway is actor Sir Alec Guinness

BBC
Oh good, another piece by Chopin. I'm sure your dead Latin master would approve. Anyway, here's a Chubby Checker 33.