Six-Piece Chicken McNobody

@fidgety
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Recovering unicorn, writer of terrible things, general manager of an interdimensional convenience store that hums like a supernova. LabhraĆ­m Gaeilge go dona.
Well, goodnight.
Well, I suppose that's enough turbo-shitposting for now. I should really get back to reading that Katherine of Aragon historical fanfiction or whatever the hell is wrong with my life.
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Probably too much to hope for other Glitchen to be here.

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So.
This smells less like lavender and more like Angela Lansbury and Grimace had a night of forbidden passion at Studio 54.
So, like, how badly is shitposting frowned upon here? Because if there's a shitposting void, I can definitely fill it. https://mastodon.social/media/0ywVfXGZSbelPh_cfPo

Dia daoibh! I'm a feral creature from Western Pennsylvania named Fidget. I write terrible stories, spend too much time learning the worst (and best!) language on Earth, and harbor a crush on Peter Murphy's voice.

I beat Leon Trotsky at Skee-Ball once, but that's another story.

Death is my style icon, and Bea Arthur is my spiritual customer support.

#hello #messageinabottle #introductions

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