I never *don't* want to watch a documentary about fish.

Pro-tip: If you tell someone you're going to do something for them by a certain date, and then it turns out you can't do it by that date, TELL THEM SO THEY CAN FIGURE SOMETHING ELSE OUT. DON'T JUST NOT DO THE THING AND LET THEM CONTINUE TO THINK YOU ARE TOTALLY DOING THE THING.

Phone calls are terrible. If there is *any* background noise, I can't understand you. If you talk fast or mumble, I can't understand you. A d I can only say "what?" so mant tines before you get mad at me. Please please please just email/text me.

I believe Anita Hill. I believe Dr. Christine Ford. Women do not risk everything to out powerful men because we think it would be fun. We do so because there is more at stake than ourselves & the cost of keeping our secrets has become greater than the cost of publicly bearing our pain. I'm not naive enough to think this will stop this nomination from going forward. I wish this nation would listen to women when we show you who these men really are.

I'm watching a show on unusual deaths and honestly 80% of these people would still be alive if they weren't idiots

this morning my phone rang 3 minutes before my alarm was going to go off and I have never felt more cheated

Also, I already pay for dance lessons and dance costumes and dance pictures now I also have to pay for dance recital tickets? this is a racket. I seem to remember my parents just showing up for this shit.

To be clear: I did get tickets. I just didn't get the pre-sale discounted tickets the rest of my family got

No YOU emailed your whole family to remind them to buy tickets to your daughter's dance recital and then forget to buy tickets to your daughter's dance recital