Edoardo Vacchi

@evacchi
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Programming Language Nerd, PhD in C.S. — prev: Principal Machine Learning Engineer @ Red Hat — prev: Staff Research Engineer at Dylibso, WebAssembly Core Engineer at Tetrate.io (wazero.io), Principal Software Engineer @ Red Hat — I write about #WebAssembly, #Java, #golang #Wasm #wazero #Chicory and weird programming languages. Papers We Love Milano coordinator
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Edoardo Vacchi2d ago
squillace2d ago

if you're coming to #wasmio in Barcelona, or are in or around Spain and could come but can't buy a ticket: I've got two tickets!! This is the best #webassembly conf there is.

The first two people from whom I receive a communication here or at @squillace.bsky.social will get one of those tickets.

Edoardo Vacchi6d ago
can't believe #Wasm I/O is less than a week away! Andrea Peruffo and I will be there for our session "The State of Zero-Dependency Wasm" with the latest from #wazero and #chicory 🚀
Edoardo VacchiMar 12
they don't want you to know that the claude code mascot is two q*berts leaning against each other
Edoardo VacchiMar 9
Edoardo VacchiJul 20, 2025
New favorite genre: hardcore coders directing coding agents slowly discovering from first principles that management is actual work
Edoardo VacchiMar 7

RE: https://mastodon.social/@evacchi/116051332329799107

SURPRISED PIKACHU https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/ai-brain-fry

Edoardo VacchiMar 5
protip: remember to ALWAYS beg the stochastic machine that it should ABSOLUTELY FOR NO REASON EVER forget to do the thing; there is still a nonzero chance that the stochastic machine WON’T do the thing, but you will feel much better about yourself
Edoardo VacchiFeb 28
hey guys have you tried this yet mcp.war.gov
Edoardo VacchiFeb 23
thanks for playing though
Edoardo VacchiFeb 19
lol bro you still WRITE your prompts? I just give my laptop the stink eye and the agents KNOW something’s up
Edoardo VacchiFeb 19
“it’s not X—it’s Y” «WTF IS THIS AI?» he thought to himself, holding in his hands a book printed in 2002