*Randy Newman voice* šµ "You've got a toy in meeeeeee. You've got a toy in meeeeeeee." šµ
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estrogenandspite
@estrogenandspite@pony.social
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I promise I'll put something here.
No no, you donāt understand, I canāt get bottom surgery!
Iāve committed to the bit.
If I had a back yard I would order buttplugs just so I could label it ādelivery in rearā
@garbados my gender is S-tier, but only in a specific format that was popular in the late 1900ās and has been kept alive in a dedicated community of autistic transfemmes.
Inspirational Skeletorš
Got a joke for you. Manās struggling in bed. Canāt get it up. Goes to doctor, asks for help.
Doctor stands there, listens and nods. āGot just the thing for you. Go to OnlyFans. Look up FemboyPegliacci.ā
Man bursts into tears. āBut Doctor,ā
My phone needs a setting for āfilter out random background noise but still let my partners hear my catās scream at me because I havenāt pet them in 0.00004 nanoseconds (literally forever.)ā
@pleonasticTautology there is no 1 to play! I am murdering my own minions to get cards from their corpses! Somehow this sucks the life from you. Donāt question it.
I am working on an action scene right now but if you could just hear the tone of my voice you would absolutely think it was a different kind of action scene. I keep giggling at myself send help.
For some reason the best way to get speech to text to understand me is for me to talk in my low sultry domme voice.
it is a good thing I live alone because every message sounds like Iām trying to get my phone to beg for more and I cannot take myself seriously like this.
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