escalot [they/he]

@escalot
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hihi, i'm esca or escalot. we're a system but half-lowkey about it ... if our posts have signoffs they're from our alters :]

official jiraidon expert on everything. hmu for advice whether absolute dogwater nothingburger or smartwater everythingburger. dealer's choice which one you get

basic infopronouns: they/he, age: 15 (gulp), i'm a queer little boy & you can't stop me
siteshttps://escalot.straw.page & https://escalot.atabook.org/
interactionanytime!! spam me about random things :p
status :pbaby jirailing
being a teenager is so comical
@euphoricoverdose unhurts your tummy
i'm afraid i'm starting to understand what people mean when they say they feel like a middle schooler's vent oc
when i get like nosebleeds and stuff i sometimes get the urge to collect my blood in a jar

hi jiraidon u get to see a wip drawing :3 (commission)

#jiraidon #landminedon

@kerosenekarnage me too lol hyperextension
damn ok medically late period. was kinda hoping i'd skip over it completely but alright
@hearts4pips COStCO COSTCO COSTCO <- haven't been there in years bc my mom's membership ran out and then we lived far away for a hwile
@hearts4pips IM SOBBING GHKLSDFJSLKJFKLSJLS IT'S JUST RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE lMAO at least it isn't parked horizontally across three spaces or something 😭
@altarofdivinesickness uhh just be careful to apply ointment afterward and keep everything sanitary !!