Mastodawn

ericlahti Jan 9, 2023

Somewhere in the city, someone can kill and raise the dead and use them like puppets. Worse, she's turned her sights on a legendary gunslinger and all his slick tricks with a gun may not be enough.
An epic #urbanfantasy #thriller
https://amzn.to/3O2yjnr

ericlahti Jan 9, 2023

An automatic may #shift faster, but there's something magical about watching the RPM climb and slamming into the next gear. Release all that pent-up energy. Feel the car surge and press you back into your seat when you nail it.
#vss365

ericlahti Jan 9, 2023

What we need is a massive cultural paradigm #shift. One that says it's not cool to be a dick, or to scream when you don't get your way, or to shoot up strangers because your life sucks.
#vss365

ericlahti Jan 3, 2023

"Don't #coddle me. I'm an adult, I can handle the truth."
"The truth-"
"Yeah!"
"Okay, the truth is the world is run by shape-shifting aliens and the Illuminati. Their goal is to subjugate humanity and use us as breeding stock and food."
"Can we go back to coddling?"
#vss365

ericlahti Jan 3, 2023

"I wish I'd been born rich and attractive, then the world would #coddle me instead of making me fight for every damned thing."
#vss365

ericlahti Jan 1, 2023

#newyearsresolutions
1) Crush my enemies
2) See them driven before me
3) Hear the lamentations of their women

ericlahti Jan 1, 2023

CaseyTheOkayest Jan 1, 2023

Receiving a text from a store where she no longer shops, #Dawn replies Stop.

Another text confirms the store will never contact Dawn again wo her consent.

Randy from work texts her, asking why she didn’t reply to him last night. “Did you have something better to do than talk to me? Or should I say someone? 😂”

Dawn sends Stop

A message appears. “You have opted out of Randy. You will receive no more Randy communications.”

The next day at work, Randy isn’t on the Zoom.

#MastoPrompt

ericlahti Jan 1, 2023

The planet's still here. Gravity seems to be working. The sun will probably come up shortly.
Looking good so far.
#HappyNewYear

ericlahti Dec 29, 2022

Jonah Saesan Dec 18, 2022

I gave up my Twitter and am starting over here, sans the crazy billionaire. I saw someone else simply ask for a boost, and tons of you lovely people did it! So I thought why not, would you consider it? (I'm an actor/comedian who will mostly post silly jokes that come to me, which will likely become part of my stand-up someday or maybe one of my TikTok videos) #WelcomeToMastodon #Youtuber #actor #comedy

ericlahti Dec 29, 2022

Well, it looks like Elon broke Twitter.