JUST ABSOLUTELY FED UP WITH #DISCORD. NOT ONLY DID THEY ASK FOR FACE VERIFICATION, THEY JUST DEMANDED A SCAN OF MY DICK AND BALLS. I SAID I DIDN'T HAVE A CAMERA AND SUPPORT SAID TO JUST USE MY FLATBED SCANNER.

WOKE UP FROM A HORRIBLE DREAM WHERE PEOPLE KEPT ASKING ME WHY I HATED "BLUE MONDAY" BY NEW ORDER AND NO MATTER WHAT I DID OR SAID I COULDN'T CONVINCE THEM I ACTUALLY LIKED THE SONG. WHICH IS WHY TODAY I AM INVESTING $10,000,000 IN NEW ORDER VINYL. I HAVE A FEELING THERE'S GONNA BE A MARKET UPSWING - ONCE I CORNER THE MARKET. GET READY FOR THE BIGGEST PUMP & DUMP THE RECORD INDUSTRY HAS EVER SEEN.

NEVER GOT WHY #DIARRHEADON NEVER TOOK OFF FOR TRUMP CONSIDERING ALL THE SHIT THIS GUY TALKS.

THIS YEAR AT #DAVOS WE'RE HEARING LOTS OF GREAT INSIGHT INTO THE BILLIONAIRE MIND SUCH AS "IF IT WEREN'T FOR US, YOU'D ALL BE SPEAKING GERMAN" AND OTHER GEMS YOUR BOOMER ASS PARENTS WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT. LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE SHOWED GRANDPA SAVING PRIVATE RYAN AND HE THINKS HE WAS ACTUALLY THERE ON THE BEACHES OF NORMANDY SAVING FRANCE. I BLAME STEVEN SPIELBERG FOR PRODUCING SUCH A HIGH QUALITY CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE.

TACO TRUMP STRIKES AGAIN TO GIVE HIS BILLIONAIRE FRIENDS YET ANOTHER MARKET PUMP & DUMP THEY CAN MAKE A SHITLOAD OF MONEY OFF OF. SOMETHING, SOMETHING "WORLD'S MOST STABLE ECONOMY" YADDA YADDA

"INVEST IN YOUR FUTURE" THEY SAID!!!!! SADLY THE FUTURE THAT THEY INVESTED IN WAS ROBOCOP 2

GOING ALL IN ON CUMMINS SO I CAN TELL PEOPLE MY ASS IS GETTING FUCKED WITH $CUM

HOW DO THESE MOTHERFUCKERS FUMBLE THE BAG THIS HARD DURING COLD AND FLU SEASON

WATCHING #OPPENHEIMER ON MY CELL PHONE THE WAY CHRIS NOLAN INTENDED

BEEN OFFLINE FOR A WHILE. WE LOST 1 TRILLION DOLLARS IN THE HOT DOG MARKET. HOW THE HELL WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THEY'D LOSE 50% OF THEIR ENTIRE MARKET CAPITALIZATION AFTER JULY 4TH????