There has been strange thumping in our bedroom for the past two hours.
The door is closed because the baby is napping, and one of our cats has not been present for the past two hours.
Such a mystery.
emmykegler
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Aggressively keeping my butt in my work chair (which is also a dining chair) to accomplish tasks during nap time and maybe get in a walk to the farmers' market!
I've made up a whole Hatfields & McCoys backstory for the street near me that has 8 houses with #pride flags and one house with a GIANT American flag and I elaborate on it every time I drive past. A non-flagged house is for sale and that's the neighbor that just Couldn't Take It Anymore
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Fun fact: during early development the gonads of the human fetus remain undifferentiated; that is, all fetal genitalia are the same and are phenotypically female.
- So, if biological sex can't be changed,
- And if life starts at conception,
- Then all men are trans.
Sorry, Republican men. You made the rules.
Hey #Minneapolis. How's everyone holding up? Parents who are juggling three (!!!!!) days of "digital learning" (which for so many is not much learning but a whole lot of digital stress): vent away. I can't do much, but I can listen.
Jim GillettA few years ago, the New York Public Library asked @neilhimself to do a reading of A Christmas Carol using Charles Dickens own performance script, and itโs an utter delight that deserves to become part of everyoneโs Christmas tradition.
https://soundcloud.com/nypl/neil-gaiman-reads-a-christmas-carol
Neil Gaiman Reads "A Christmas Carol"
Acclaimed author Neil Gaiman performs a memorable dramatic reading from NYPLโs own rare copy of "A Christmas Carol," which includes edits and prompts Charles Dickens wrote in his own hand for his uniq
I sat through a lot of corporate sports metaphors yesterday and I have decided to exclusively use D&D terms from now on.
"This client's expectations are going to be a TPK."
"That'll go over like a 4th level fireball in a crowded tavern."
"This is his last chance. He failed his first two death saves."
"The party's all out of heals. Let's take a short rest and regroup."
George Takei 
๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐๐ฝToday is #TransDayofRemembrance when we honor and remember trans lives taken by violence. How horrifying that a deadly attack upon the LGBTQ+ community in Colorado Springs should occur right before this solemn day.
Hate isnโt born in us. It is taught. It must end.
This starts with our political leaders, who must cease their cynical attacks against our community before another attack occurs.
Call out the hate. Remind them of its consequences. Hold them to account.
Hate isnโt born in us. It is taught. It must end.
This starts with our political leaders, who must cease their cynical attacks against our community before another attack occurs.
Call out the hate. Remind them of its consequences. Hold them to account.
What's the worst Christmas song? So far I'm stuck on:
Baby It's Cold Outside
vs
Christmas Shoes
vs
Mary Did You Know
What am I forgetting?
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