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| "emily" | |
| known clove enjoyer | |
| legal spouse of olivia | |
| lesbo |
blue line reduction
@emily@isometry.group
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part-time homestuck evangelist, full-time moby dick discusser
this is what @cassie to say on the matter: oi haskosdxhnfcvhygm hni (she also turned up the volume all the way)
exposing @cassie: if your feet are under a blanket/sheet, she WILL attack them. nothing can stop her, save for being locked out of the room entirely. my ankle however, if your feet are out from under the. blanket, she will simply sniff them repeatedly.
who does a girl have to kill to find a dual hose portable ac around here. genuinely.
jk we already know the order is
1) france (it will be in your inbox by the time you wake up tomorrow given the time difference)
2) usa (it takes a minute but you'll have reliable tracking and updates, not any longer than promised)
3) canada (you will only see this document after six months have passed and you've forgotten you ever requested it. you can call as many times as you want, but nobody knows where it is anyways. they give you a request number as a joke.)
1) france (it will be in your inbox by the time you wake up tomorrow given the time difference)
2) usa (it takes a minute but you'll have reliable tracking and updates, not any longer than promised)
3) canada (you will only see this document after six months have passed and you've forgotten you ever requested it. you can call as many times as you want, but nobody knows where it is anyways. they give you a request number as a joke.)
making all my vital records requests on the same day so I can pit different countries against each other in a race to get back to me
i want to have a child SO badly like genuinely wtf do you mean it'd be a bad decision given the life stage I am in and other extenuating factors. boooooo.
a) it's shit ice cream b) there's no variety c) stop putting fucking enriched wheat in what the fuck d) texture weird e) please