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Cats 🐈‍⬛
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I break shit for a living.

Certified Pissed and ready to throw hands with this goddamn regime.

You'll get mostly pictures of my lovely Bean (cat), occasional politics posting, and some general yapping about tech.

"I'm glad to know that the Software Engineering department isn't the only team that expects Daniel to break everything"

Trans Rights are Human Rights 🏳️‍⚧️

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PronounsThey/Them, He/Him, A/Problem
Cat’s NameBean
Me from the driver seat of a Waymo yelling at any Teslas or tailgaters I see.
Important meme shared with me by a friend in regard to Microsoft crying about people calling their slophouse a slophouse.
Y’all not really gonna scroll on by without saying “Meowdy” are ya?

Happy #Caturday morning!

I need to find cartoons for him that he likes and give him the Saturday Cartoon experience. Suggestions?

Note: I have already made him an iPad kid and he has a TV (or two) on at almost all hours playing those “Videos for Cats” videos. He’s very keen on Mice, and prefers his birds through the window rather than on TV.

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Happy Caturday! Here is The Man enjoying a bit of balcony time
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Bonus: here he is beating up his personal 42” 4K TV that plays mouse videos on a loop for him at basically all hours.
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Happy #Caturday everyone, and especially happy Caturday to my boy Bean, bravest little man at the vet this last weekend.

He got a booster vaccine on Friday that kicked his ass, and then a dental cleaning on Tuesday. His front paws wouldn’t take the IV so they ended up having to go through his neck 😭

His teeth are in wonderful shape for being 9 years old now (as of yesterday!), but he’s got bald spots from being put under anesthesia lol

I’m just happy that he’s feeling good and back to normal and with a clean bill of health 🥰
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Happy #Caturday everyone!
Here is Bean being a bean 🥰

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Dopamine generator 🥰
I love this little Bean

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This goofy goober 🥰

So you know how cats have to sniff through groceries you bring in like they’re TSA inspecting the goods for drugs?

He does it looking for Cheese. And when he knows I’ve bought cheese, which he smells and identifies immediately through packaging, he remains hyper aware of anytime I get something from the fridge.

Yanno. Cuz it just might be cheese (which is clearly meant for him. Obviously)

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