Dan Sandler

@dsandler
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I live in Boston with my kids. I help make Android nice. Visuals not final. This ain’t my first mop-horse rodeo.
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@samhenrigold

> Somewhere a kid is saving up for this. He has read every review. Watched the introduction video four or five times. Looked up every spec, every benchmark, every footnote.

this was me in 1990 with the Mac Classic (although "saving up for" was really "working on the parents" since there was no way for a middle schooler to get his hands on $1000)

@401matthall @mwichary

NO DISASSEMBLE

@Gonzelvis mini{van,golf}
Velocity Is the New Authority. Here’s Why

Why does everyone feel overwhelmed by information? Why does it feel impossible to trust what passes through our streams? We tend to blame individual publications, specific platforms, or b…

On my Om
@tbn97 somehow these grown-ass men are learning how to make beds for the first time? *checks notes* no, wait, wait, that checks out
who called this show "Starfleet Academy" and not "Hogwarps"

Project manager: "What's technical debt? Explain it to me like I'm 6 years old"

Devs:

(source: "Richard Scarry's Storybook Dictionary" : https://archive.org/details/1scarryRichardStorybookDictionary/page/n56/mode/1up )

Storybook Dictionary Richard Scarry's : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

  Storybook Dictionary Richard  Scarry's

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BeBox BeHemoth All-in-one.

@Androidauth I put references to the dessert name into each of the mission patch logos:

Android 14: the Android planet looms upside-down

Android 15: the "V" shape overall is a nod to Vanilla Ice Cream, and the visible crop of the Android planet at the bottom has an ice-cream-cone shape

Android 16: the diamond-shaped star is cut like a tray of Baklava (and if you really squint, you can also see it as a Waffle, an attempted abecedary bridge)

Google Keyboard users: right now, go tap the mic button to start voice typing, and say:

"I am Locutus of Borg"

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