MasterOfZilch

@drzaiusx11
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I make things sometimes

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New blog post! The Magnavox Odyssey 100; I don't think I'm going to get an original Odyssey anytime soon, so this will probably be the earliest game on the blog for awhile. Hope you enjoy! https://nicole.express/2023/special-thanks-to-homer.html
The Bare Minimum Video Game: The Odyssey 100

The first video game? Debatable. The first video game console, though, is well-established: the 1972 Magnavox Odyssey, brainchild of Ralph Baer. However, the...

We need to bring back holographic Pokémon cards so NFT guys have a healthier outlet for their pain
THE MAYOR: bro... please... bro you gotta go back to the office. im begging you. the corporate landlords that bribe me are so pissed off dude. you gotta spend two hours a day in transit and use bad toilet paper so they make a ton of money bro. please come back to the office dude. theres ping pong, we didn't install ANY air filters, no masks, it's gonna be exactly like it used to be, PLEASE come back to the office bro
Cute date idea: you come over, fold and put away my laundry
I’m here to chew bubble gum and boost toots & I’m all out of bubble gum.
Mastodon has reached 9 million accounts, but 8 million of those are just me forgetting my password.

 Attention Beige Party-goers! 

JUST WHO DO WE THINK WE ARE?

This is not a rhetorical question. I originally started this instance as a familiar place for people from my corner of Twitter to dip their toes into the fediverse, and that's basically what I put in the instance description.

However, we've grown since then and now we have some party-goers who were not connected to Twitter at all and I don't want to give the impression that we're only accepting people coming over from Twitter as new members. As such, I'd like to update the instance description accordingly so that it's not so Twitter-centric. It's a new world here and we get to decide how we want to represent ourselves.

But when I try to describe the particular Beige Party vibe all I can really fall back on is somewhere around the intersection of Weird and Funny Twitter. My mind is still trapped in old paradigms and I need to break free. In desperation I settled on this:

A home for the absurd on the federated inter-tubes

But maybe that's not quite right either. And also, it's not really up to me to decide what our particular deal is. I'm just some weirdo renting an imaginary server in Finland. It is you, the brave party-goers, who are the true keepers of the ineffable Beige Party vibe. So how would you all describe it?

I'd appreciate any suggestions on the matter. Thank you and Beige-bless 

@mollyringle pretty sure I'm just a potato running on human hardware
“new year, new me” i say to myself with no intent to change anything