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Hailing fromArlington, MA
Crazy rooster took over the henhouse, it’s a cuckoo coop coup

Heard a joke recently, what’s the most condescending kind of bear? A pan-DUH.

Thought of some variants.

Insect? CicaDUH
Snake? AnaconDUH
Fish? BarracuDUH
Car? HonDUH
Lobby? RotunDUH

Horses can't use laptops.

They use maneframes.

Memoir Balls
Not sure exactly how much a rainbow weighs but it's pretty light
If you haven’t had enough, just ad nauseam
My favorite bible story is Jeseus and the Minotaur