I think a good header for a résumé would be “look on my works, you mighty, and despair”
| Hailing from | Arlington, MA |
| Hailing from | Arlington, MA |
If you like oddball music and sound collage and Negativland and such like, you might enjoy my favorite internet radio stream, Shirley and Spinoza. Now at a new URL
What if Oompa-Loompas turned evil?
DOOMPA-LOOMPAS [thunder cracks]
When it comes to a person’s favorite color, there’s nothing much to be red into it
(I was just going to delete this horrible joke, but I figured it might be useful to future joke writers as an example of the kind of thing to not do)