drewbob

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FileMaker dev, musician, actor, punster, writer, Jeeper, weather nerd, anti-authoritarian
Hailing fromArlington, MA
drewbob1d ago
Tim Ruppert1d ago
#StarTrek #dadjokes
drewbob4d ago

Heard a joke recently, what’s the most condescending kind of bear? A pan-DUH.

Thought of some variants.

Insect? CicaDUH
Snake? AnaconDUH
Fish? BarracuDUH
Car? HonDUH
Lobby? RotunDUH

drewbobMar 11
Neil BrownMar 11

Horses can't use laptops.

They use maneframes.

drewbobMar 11
Memoir Balls
drewbobMar 9
Not sure exactly how much a rainbow weighs but it's pretty light
drewbobMar 7
If you haven’t had enough, just ad nauseam
drewbobFeb 27
My favorite bible story is Jeseus and the Minotaur
drewbobFeb 23
Current views from the panopticon
drewbobFeb 23
It’s one of those snowing sideways kind of days
drewbobFeb 22
My thumbs are falling apart. I suspect it was all the hitchhiking, or possibly all the movie ratings, or all the gladiator fates decided in the coliseum