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FileMaker dev, musician, actor, punster, writer, Jeeper, weather nerd, anti-authoritarian
Hailing fromArlington, MA
I think a good header for a résumé would be “look on my works, you mighty, and despair”

If you like oddball music and sound collage and Negativland and such like, you might enjoy my favorite internet radio stream, Shirley and Spinoza. Now at a new URL

https://www.shirleyandspinoza.radio

Shirley & Spinoza Radio

Broken, bouncing, mixed-up radio waves... from your planet!

Shirley & Spinoza Radio

What if Oompa-Loompas turned evil?

DOOMPA-LOOMPAS [thunder cracks]

If there's one thing I am, it's subtle and quick to anger. Two. TWO things. DAMMIT!!
Old School Pro Tip: If a girl is going on about having a brand new pair of roller skates and you having a brand new key, she may be interested in more than just roller skating
The question nobody seems to be asking is, what would Christian iconography look like if Jesus had been guillotined?
piping cold
If you’ve never tried archery blindfolded, you don’t know what you’re missing

When it comes to a person’s favorite color, there’s nothing much to be red into it

(I was just going to delete this horrible joke, but I figured it might be useful to future joke writers as an example of the kind of thing to not do)

Since I joined the Belgian air force I've got 99 problems and they're all luftwalloons