Let me repost my 'quotes from the wrong people' things.

Of course, one issue with my sense of humour is that almost every reference will be even more niche than niche... 

dammit, this was some of my best material and it got ZERO engagement!

I really don't know that Twitter _can_ be replaced...

Somebody signed off on these mug designs.

I don't think I'll ever be able to beat that pun.