Mastodawn

Diimaan Balakrishnan

@dimwitteddevil

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Funny Quote of the Day: "The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights." - J. Paul Getty

Funny Quote of the Day: "When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays." - Henny Youngman

Funny Quote of the Day: "The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around." - Thomas A. Edison

Funny Quote of the Day: "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." - George Carlin

Funny Quote of the Day: "First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Funny Quote of the Day: "In politics stupidity is not a handicap." - Napoleon Bonaparte

Funny Quote of the Day: "Never put a sock in a toaster." - Eddie Izzard

Funny Quote of the Day: "The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver." - Jay Leno

Funny Quote of the Day: "There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory." - Josh Billings

Funny Quote of the Day: "I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap." - Bob Hope