A barista at my favorite local coffee shop pulled off an impressive fern in my macchiato. That's not a lot of space to work with! #coffee #espresso #latteart
Rizzmaster Zero
@desertgoalie
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Blogger, cyclist, traveler, clean energy guy, guitarist and ex-ex-goalie. My daughter says I'm the worst at octopuses and barely any better at cows.
Found this photo from about 4 years ago. They're still best buddies. #catsOfMastodon
Just saw someone refer to Hegseth and Patel as the Liquor Cabinet and I'll never stop laughing. #uspol
I have a bunch of DVDs and I'd like to rip them to a hard drive, connect it to my TV and watch them without using a DVD player. Any of you have tutorials, suggestions, warnings, etc.? #television #physicalmedia #dvds
Some interesting options that might get me to dump my Kindle. #reading #literature #books
And man, she WAS IN A HURRY. At one point, she made eye contact with me, rolled her eyes, and made a "can you believe this keeping me in line waiting bullshit?" gesture with her soon-to-be-returned glass dildo.
I nodded sympathetically. But man, I just wanted a T-shirt! Unfortunately, they didn't have any. The memory is the souvenir in this case!
Here's a little story about visiting Puerto Rico. My wife and I started walking around the city.
We saw a bunch of these Condom World stores, which are local adult shops. I thought a Condom World T-shirt would be a great souvenir.
We went on and found a giant line of people waiting for help. The woman in front of us was returning what appeared to be a glass dildo (don't ask me how a dildo exchange works).
More to come ...
#travel #puertorico
ADHDeanASL[Fancy Restaurant, Post-Dinner]
Me:
Server:
Me: You can’t seriously be suggesting that bananas can be foster parents