And man, she WAS IN A HURRY. At one point, she made eye contact with me, rolled her eyes, and made a "can you believe this keeping me in line waiting bullshit?" gesture with her soon-to-be-returned glass dildo.
I nodded sympathetically. But man, I just wanted a T-shirt! Unfortunately, they didn't have any. The memory is the souvenir in this case!
Here's a little story about visiting Puerto Rico. My wife and I started walking around the city.
We saw a bunch of these Condom World stores, which are local adult shops. I thought a Condom World T-shirt would be a great souvenir.
We went on and found a giant line of people waiting for help. The woman in front of us was returning what appeared to be a glass dildo (don't ask me how a dildo exchange works).
More to come ...
#travel #puertorico
[Fancy Restaurant, Post-Dinner]
Me:
Server:
Me: You can’t seriously be suggesting that bananas can be foster parents
RE: https://todon.eu/@faab64/116368131639678266
Victory is reserved those who have lots of "strong men with tears in their eyes" stories. Believe me. #dontzu
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"jailbreak" your kindles, install the google app store, install a PDF reader, install firefox and ublock origin, and be free.
I'm not sure if the E-ink devices support this, but the el-cheapo tablets should support this.
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