Valet parking: Pretty much like yanking my underwear off, handing it to a stranger and saying "Hey, wear these around for awhile, bring 'em back in an hour and I'll give you $5."
Rizzmaster Zero
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Blogger, cyclist, traveler, clean energy guy, guitarist and ex-ex-goalie. My daughter says I'm the worst at octopuses and barely any better at cows.
If guitarists are gonna run around calling their guitars "axes," I think lumberjacks need to fight back and start calling their axes "guitars."
One thing that hasn't changed about beer league hockey: Dudes convinced that they're clever and edgy are still wearing #69 as if they're the first person to do so. And it's always the derpiest character around. #hockey
So why is it called a bidet instead of a private jet?
Found a ridiculously awkward photo from awhile back. It's the ecstatic arching of the back and how the other wrestler's face is just buried in there - along with the fact that some content online content editor saw this and said "yes, this will make people want to join us for the Fiesta De Taco." #funny #humor #advertising
Something really bugs me about calling a photo a "capture." It somehow sucks the art and skill out of it. I dunno. Who else is like this? #photography #technology
Jonathan RasmussonNo amount of war or “drill baby drill” will do this to the price of oil, ever.
A lot of people love to talk about how great the movie "Tombstone" is. Me? I'm still over here wondering exactly what it means to be someone's huckleberry. #movies
Also, just because someone is actually well prepared (dressed for the conditions, wearing a pack ) and not carrying a sign ... they're not necessarily a right wing agitator or some undercover goon. Don't be assholes to us. #nokings2026