One thing that hasn't changed about beer league hockey: Dudes convinced that they're clever and edgy are still wearing #69 as if they're the first person to do so. And it's always the derpiest character around. #hockey
Rizzmaster Zero
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Blogger, cyclist, traveler, clean energy guy, guitarist and ex-ex-goalie. My daughter says I'm the worst at octopuses and barely any better at cows.
So why is it called a bidet instead of a private jet?
Found a ridiculously awkward photo from awhile back. It's the ecstatic arching of the back and how the other wrestler's face is just buried in there - along with the fact that some content online content editor saw this and said "yes, this will make people want to join us for the Fiesta De Taco." #funny #humor #advertising
Something really bugs me about calling a photo a "capture." It somehow sucks the art and skill out of it. I dunno. Who else is like this? #photography #technology
Jonathan RasmussonNo amount of war or “drill baby drill” will do this to the price of oil, ever.
A lot of people love to talk about how great the movie "Tombstone" is. Me? I'm still over here wondering exactly what it means to be someone's huckleberry. #movies
Also, just because someone is actually well prepared (dressed for the conditions, wearing a pack ) and not carrying a sign ... they're not necessarily a right wing agitator or some undercover goon. Don't be assholes to us. #nokings2026
Random thoughts about the No Kings event in Scottsdale:
-People show up badly equipped for spending 2 hours in the heat (even though today wasn't that bad). Shorts, open toed shoes and no water - not good.
-Do we not have any modern protest songs? Everything I heard was straight out of a Vietnam movie.
-Where are the community leaders? They need to be out here visibility and audibly.
-We need to see a lot more young people in the crowd.
Facebook reminded me of this gem:
My daughter's soccer coach had a schedule conflict and couldn't show up until the start of the second half. So I started warming the team up until the substitute coach arrived. When he showed up, he said to me -- and I quote:
"Wot tame is kack-off mint tae be?"
It took me a second to realize that A) he's from Scotland and B) he wanted to know when the match was scheduled to start.
So if a medium can communicate with spirits, wouldn't an extra-large be that much better at it?