Derek McEachern

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186 Following
578 Posts

Worked in IT for the past 20+ years doing everything from application development to infrastructure architect. Interested in IT Security but it has never officially been my title.

Interests

#Linux | #Infosec | #OpenSource
#F1 | #FCBayern | #Everton | #BuffaloBills

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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

๐Ÿ‡ ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿด

Have you sat on a horse?

Please boost for scientific accuracy.

Yes
No
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Out of these songs, which do you like most?
Son of a Preacher Man (Aretha Franklin) ๐Ÿ‘จ
38.1%
Oh Boy! (The Crickets) ๐Ÿฆ—
0%
American Woman (The Guess Who) ๐Ÿง”โ€โ™€๏ธ
28.6%
The Power Of Love (Huey Lewis & the News) ๐Ÿค—
33.3%
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I'm curious about something. ๐Ÿค”

Does #Santa๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽ„go around your neighborhood on a fire truck with the sirens on๐Ÿš’right before #Christmas?

Is a #Philly area tradition or do other areas do this as well?

Poll Responses:

๐ŸŽ…- Yes.
25%
๐Ÿšซ- No, but I know about it the tradition.
8.3%
๐Ÿคท- No idea what this is.
62.5%
๐Ÿง - Just show me the results.
4.2%
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I suspect that current unemployment numbers are missing something. The numbers don't seem to reflect the reality I'm seeing on here or on LinkedIn. The number of people looking is higher than I've seen in my career, but the official numbers aren't that bad (4.6% in the US). So let's run a little unscientific experiment.

If you work in tech, or something broadly tech-adjacent, please vote and boost for reach.

Unemployed
24.9%
Underemployed
12.4%
Employed
62.7%
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

While talking to a colleague it came up that they have never sat on a cow. Like, not even once in their childhood.

Another colleague listening in admitted they also have never sat on a cow.

My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a cow.

๐Ÿƒ ๐Ÿ„ ๐Ÿฎ

Have you sat on a cow?

Please boost for scientific accuracy.

Yes
8.6%
No
91.4%
Poll ended at .
@catsalad Before crow bars were invented, crows usually drank at home.
Rest assured I will never create a free account just to keep reading

"I'm a programmer with a Fediverse account. I spend *most* of my programming hours on this OS:"

Please consider boosting for a more statistically significant result.

#poll #programming #operatingsystems

Microsoft Windows
13.3%
MacOS
28.2%
Linux or Unix
57.3%
Other (Please comment.)
1.2%
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Danielle and I disagree on this, so I thought I would pose this question to the highly skewed Fedi sample space!

When using electronics or a keyboard with your fingers:

Long finger nails, but nails must not contact device or keys
6.2%
Long nails, donโ€™t want the fleshy part of your finger to hit the keys
0%
Nails must be super short so no danger of coming in contact with device or keys
89.2%
Something else?
4.6%
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Please take this crucial poll.
Lightning bugs
28.8%
Fireflies
71.2%
Poll ended at .