I'm sorry Holland, I can't lie and say that this, whatever it actually is, didn't make me laugh because come on, there's no way that's a real language. "Dobbelsteen?" I refuse to believe it.

I really am sorry to the Dutch, who are lovely people but are probably pretending to speak this fake language to fool tourists into buying wooden shoes. Tulips are lovely, dykes are lovely, windmills are lovely, The Netherlands are lovely. I don't want to know what this image actually is or means.

Shots fired, I guess? I don't want to fire them. Dutch is just too damn silly.

We are the granddaughters of the witches you couldn't burn! 🔥

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Random advice worth what you paid for it:

1. When walking in the woods on a blustery day, don’t.
2. If you find a red thread in the woods, pull it.
3. Notice what the moon is doing.
4. Crows let you know when something is up, but they won’t tell you what it is.
5. People who say they never lie are lying.
6. There is no Easter Bunny. There is only Tom. Leave him alone. You’ve been warned.
7. Bunnies are not joking around.
8. Squirrels don’t care that you think they are cute.
9. That salamander under that log over there doesn’t want to meet you.
10. Indigo buntings know what you’re thinking.