@chirpbirb
My personal favourite is "But if $A gets that accommodation, then everybody else will want it too!"

Can't have that, now, can we?

@chantaryu2 @Lana
They each handle different things. For example, the sheriff department takes care of the petty bribery and theft while the police department is there for assaults, kidnappings and shootings.

Sometimes they even investigate crimes too.

@Lana
I'll see those nine pronouns and raise her another thirty-six.

I, we, you, he, she, it, they, one, who, what, which, me, us, him, her, them, whom, each other, one another, myself, ourselves, yourself, yourselves, himself, herself, itself, themselves, oneself, mine, ours, yours, his, hers, its, theirs, whose, of what, of which, each other's, one another's, my, our, your, their, one's... *breathe*

That sounds terrifying. How can they live in a world with so much grammar in it?

@mcc The air quality readings are bad mostly because of high PM2.5 counts. A properly fitting N95 will filter out the majority of that so it's _safer_, but it's still recommended not to go outside unless you need to.

An N95 won't help as much with any particles smaller than 0.3 microns so it will block most of the smoke which is in the 2.5 micron range but won't protect your eyes and won't stop ozone, which is also high today.

I'm staying indoors when I can.

https://www.canada.ca/en/public-health/services/publications/healthy-living/using-respirator-mask-during-wildfire-smoke-events.html