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Funk is the smell of sex. Dictionary.com says otherwise but they are stuck with various prissy definitions which dodge this truth. As Rock and Roll is a description of the movement of sex, Funk is the smell of people going at it naturally. Click to read Deek Deekster, a Substack publication. Launched 2 years ago.

It's doing my head good, dropping in.
DUMPLING IS ILLEGAL

still really impressed about the discovery that the japanese water beetle can survive getting eaten by frogs because it combines its natural tendencies with just straight up walking through the entire digestive system at a brisk jog.

like they just fucking say no thank you and leave. this feels like one of the most insanely powerful adaptations i can imagine a creature having. like nah i can't do anything to stop the voracious predator of my biome from consuming me. Doesn't Mean I Give Up

The tide has turned for our ocean.

With 60 ratifications, the High Seas Treaty will enter into force in early 2026.

It enables vast marine protected areas, sustainability, and fairness so no country is left behind.

Together with EU nations, we led a coalition of over 40 countries to make this happen.

Now we call on more countries to come on board.

Protecting the ocean is urgent and essential for us, our planet, and future generations.

More 👉 https://link.europa.eu/XtyqCC

My 9 year old and his classmates have started using “that’s AI” to mean “I don’t believe you.”

Me: we’re having dinosaur meat for dinner

Kiddo: that’s AI

Still here. Glad to exist.
How Trump’s Forest Service Cuts Could Affect Wildland Firefighting. https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-doge-cuts-forest-service-firefighting
Trump Said Cuts Wouldn’t Affect Public Safety. Then He Fired Hundreds of Workers Who Help Fight Wildfires.

The White House and DOGE have sought to eliminate thousands of jobs from the Forest Service. The wildland firefighting force is one of many targets within the agency.

ProPublica
I thought I'd return to speak to the woods