Dean

@deankarrier
1.2K Followers
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254 Posts
I'm Dean, but my friends call me “who invited you.”

thanks to @cookie_mumbles check me out here > 
https://justmytoots.com/deankarrier@mastodon.social
On Twitter: @dakarrier
On CounterSocial: @[email protected]
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Here to #connect #laugh #fun #photography #memes #Australian #Sydney #twitterfriends
Who is hungry
Just cleaned my phone screen so hard I just came

What the actual fuck is going on!?

- my legs when walking for more than two minutes

Everyone knows the day doesn’t emotionally start until after the third cup of coffee
Thanks AI

Thought Mom was lying when she told me her old Monkees lunch box is now worth $400.

And then I saw her face...

me folding laundry: ugh another sock is missing

puppet on my hand: how does that keep happening

Proof of life
@jGregor more so a fiend
Humidity makes my pubic hair frizzy