Dan Turner

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Software engineer in the PNW. I like boring systems and photography.

I want to build something that matters.

PronounsThey/them
Bloghttps://dan.turnerhallow.co.uk
Pictureshttps://500px.com/p/tunafish26
Twitchhttps://twitch.tv/WannabeSmoky
Dan TurnerApr 19, 2023
Claudio Zizza 🦜Apr 16, 2023
Still my most favourite workchronicles cartoon. Solving problems before they grew bigger and escalate isn't very flashy and won't give any attention. No one talks about or sees these people.
Dan TurnerApr 18, 2023
Reid D. M.Apr 18, 2023
TAW: #sre
Show threadDan TurnerApr 18, 2023
@GossiTheDog I wonder if using MITRE ATT&CK is a sign of a mature org, or if orgs use it to become more mature? I.e. which way round is the causality? Can execs mandate it an reasonably expect some measurable decrease in odds or impact of a security incident?
Dan TurnerApr 18, 2023
Justin Ling🆒️Apr 17, 2023

Missouri is now asking people to "submit a complaint or concern about gender transition intervention you have experienced or observed in Missouri."

would be a shame if people flooded this with complaints about Missouri's legislative assault on trans people
https://ago.mo.gov/file-a-complaint/transgender-center-concerns

Transgender Center Concerns

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Dan TurnerApr 18, 2023
Show threadKevin BeaumontApr 18, 2023
Log4shell was used in 16% of investigations, presenting nearly half of all exploits in real world security incidents. Yes, years later, orgs still haven't updated Log4j - I know the industry thinks I overhyped Log4shell, but... well... look at the data.
Dan TurnerApr 18, 2023
IconaMar 28, 2023
Stop glamourising “hustle culture” and start glamourising the Frog and Toad lifestyle.
Dan TurnerApr 17, 2023

The kids are alright these days.

A small gaggle of teens walked by the dog park where I was training Fig today. All I heard was "I like your dog!", "Your dog is cute!", and even "I like your hat!"

Dog pic tax included

Dan TurnerApr 17, 2023

Star fleet, awed: "How did you defeat the Borg?!"

Me: "We let them assimilate our NodeJS application"

Dan TurnerApr 17, 2023
Show threadBenjamin EshamApr 17, 2023

@nash

“We will add your technological distinctiveness to our own.”

“Oh? Have fun with Java, suckers!”

Dan TurnerApr 16, 2023
INSUFFICIENT TRAIL MIX FOR MEANINGFUL PNW