Some people are trying to create a new sport so they can win something.

I used to buy a cheap pen, but now that I have an expensive one, it feels so great. Like I need to write something, all the time.

So how's the Grammy?

To be able to fix my own device feels so good.

We are so doomed right now. Not only does our president not support Palestine, but he's a Zionist as well.

Man Utd won against Arsenal? What a day!

Just forget about the PC Building, it's all dead. I don't plan to get my own PC anytime soon.

Being hated because you share the same race as one problematic person is so diabolical.

The last thing you want to do is upload your life to the Internet.