BJ Swope ➖

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Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate. -- brazzy

Semi-professional API Tester.

Timestamps SHOULD be big-endian...

Show threadBJ Swope ➖22h ago
@nixCraft goddamnit 1984 WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE A GUIDE!
Show threadBJ Swope ➖22h ago
@peter ED Zitron, quite verbosely, made this exact point today https://www.wheresyoured.at/the-subprime-ai-crisis-is-here
The Subprime AI Crisis Is Here

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Show threadBJ Swope ➖22h ago
@jensilber an asshole is what you call the giver… and a burden is what you call the “gift”
Show threadBJ Swope ➖1d ago
@lacroixboi paternal or maternal?
Show threadBJ Swope ➖1d ago
@slott56 @AlSweigart how do people not see this!?
BJ Swope ➖Nov 10, 2023
RustyBertrandNov 10, 2023

All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names...so he killed them; he killed them all.

Rudolph then started a Finnish black metal band that got lost in an obscure forest during an in-depth photo shoot.

The footage was never found.

BJ Swope ➖Sep 26, 2023
RustyBertrandSep 24, 2023
They don't burn witches to get rid of the witch. They do it to control all the women forced to watch the fire.
BJ Swope ➖Mar 14, 2023
Matt PritchettMar 14, 2023

I see a bears face and a paw and a whole bunch of white p...OHMYGOD IT'S THE COCAINE BEAR NEBULA!

#Nebulas #SoulNebula #CocaineBear #CocaineBearNebula
#Astronomy

BJ Swope ➖Feb 4, 2023
Nathan 🏳️‍🌈Feb 3, 2023

Me: What is GitHub?

You: GitHub is an Internet hosting service for software development and version control using Git.

Me: No you fucking idiot it's a search engine for free API keys

BJ Swope ➖Dec 18, 2022
Show threadPsy Chuan Dec 17, 2022
@TechConnectify it's not a bad pitch. i've found that using the word "community" instead of "instance" gets a better reaction, too. like, "it's like twitter, except broken up into different communities, but they can all talk to each other" seems to avoid triggering peoples technobabble alarms