Her fly alien ex is, um, one of the, uh, coolest MFers ever, um, as well.

Not my first overall as I realized years later. A year before that and because of this video I got...weak. Cue Daltrey CSI Miami scream.

Two come to mind.

"I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored."

"Let me tell ya how I got from Deep Purple to Howlin' Wolf in just 25 moods. And, if I want to find the song "Landslide" by Fleetwood Mac, I have to remember that I bought it for someone in the Fall of 1983 pile - but, didn't give it to them for personal reasons."