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@crime@chaos.social
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doing it security, suffering in vrr public transport. sometimes wandering, mostly lost. punfluencer.

may randomly bring cake or cookies to your hackspace.

very queer and also very emotional about northern europe.

mostly on @crime these days, follow me there if we met or something

languagesen, de
pronounsyes (preferably a different one per sentence to maximise confusion)
🪓🌌@daslabor
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-- Erledigt, danke!  --

Anyway, falls wer noch so 1 #gpn kein-ticket-aber-doch-schon-irgendwie rumfliegen hat: hmu?

Tausche gegen Mate und/oder Knoblauchmate und/oder Gebäck und/oder Gebäck mit Knoblauchanteil (oder so, von mir aus auch gegen Geld aber das ist ja langweilig)

#gpn23

duckduckfedi, are there any fedi clients for Nintendo (3)ds? 

Jo, #Hamburg #38c3,

Meine Arztpraxis hat hart verkackt mir ein BTM-Rezept formell richtig auszustellen und ist auch vor meiner Abreise nicht mehr erreichbar - kennt ihr ne Praxis (in Hamburg), wo ich Montag spontan vorbeischneien könnte, die mir das (unkompliziert) nochmal richtig machen?

Had the urge to learn some Rust recently, and since it was MRMCD and the pretalx web interface is a bit much at times* I wrote a thing to summarize the next events in the command line. Might add support for the Hub at #38c3 at some point too :)

https://codeberg.org/crime/fahrplan-next

*too much information: one can easily look at the wrong day, or the wrong column or accidentally plan the next days, and then the browser is open to provide endless distractions - you may know this phaenomenon 😅

fahrplan-next

a command line tool to show the next events at pretalx-using conferences

Codeberg.org
I made another bot (this one is posting cat pictures!) 

RE: https://akko.shork.gay/objects/bb41d7bf-c7d6-482e-a11b-6d47f36ed8fc
🐈 (@concat_pics@shork.gay)

description of a cat picture according to rfc9402

scream (@scream@shork.gay)

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Wenn eine Magnetschwebebahn einen schlechten Tag hat, ist das dann eine Mag-net-Schwebebahn?
A German is never late. Nor are they early. They arrive precisely when Deutsche Bahn allows them to.
the eu just needs to force everyone to use gpg/pgp, then people would willingly stop using encryption
Ich präsentiere den Gewinner des heutigen Speditionsnamenswettbewerbs!