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creamspeak Nov 13, 2023

Mike [SEC=OFFICIAL]Nov 13, 2023

You load sixteen tons, and what do you get? An annual performance review where they raise your KPIs to eighteen tons.

St Peter don't you call me 'cos I can't go, but if you're free next Tuesday around 1, I could do a lunch meeting. Let me know and I'll book it in.

creamspeak Nov 4, 2023

Sally Strange Nov 4, 2023

Well, it's worth a try

creamspeak Sep 29, 2023

Kauft das neue Titanic-Magazin!

https://www.titanic-magazin.de/heft/2023/oktober/

10/2023 | TITANIC – Das endgültige Satiremagazin

creamspeak Sep 27, 2023

creamspeak Aug 31, 2023

Klassenfotos erhöhen Druck auf Aiwanger: Trug er diesen Ranzen?

creamspeak Aug 31, 2023

drag paul's run race Aug 30, 2023

youtube: Shoes Are WRECKING Our Feet
me: huh *click*
youtube: human feet are wide. but shoes are pointy
me: huh,
youtube: your feet are not designed to be crammed into pointy shoes
me: huh!
youtube: old people have bunions and difficulty walking because of a lifetime of wearing shoes that force their toes into an unnatural shape
me: huh. huh!!!
youtube: but don't worry, there is a solution. and it's big fuckin clown boots that honk when you walk. get 10% off with the code SENDINTHECLOWNS

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creamspeak Aug 29, 2023

this means war

creamspeak Aug 29, 2023

ein gewisser "der andere Kremer" hat es sich offenbar zum zuel gesetzt den kanal bluesk zu bespielen ---- eine bodenlose Frechheit

creamspeak Aug 2, 2023

lukas 'broteinheit' diestel Aug 2, 2023

komplett genial dass der körper eine eingebaute "du solltest was trinken" funktion hat

urin dunkelrot --> ab an den wasserhahn
urin dunkelgelb --> alles tutti weiter so champ 💪

creamspeak Aug 1, 2023

Jake Rayson Jul 31, 2023

Billionaires and oil barons can build up tolerance to guillotines. Here’s how.