derptron

@crazyeddie
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Warning: actually am insane. Unrepentant Linux user.
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@Natasha_Jay You know more than most adults, kid. Try not to forget like everyone else does.

@punissuer @rjblaskiewicz @trebach @stux Kneel on your back while your face is in the pool.

"Oh, oops. Guess I'm going on vacation. Maybe have to move again."

@wannabemystiker @stux Same guy to fix the gopher problem in the front lawn.
@stux It's an even better one now as we see explicitly that the police are there to protect the swamp.

Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.

Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.

How it started
How it's going

@DocAtCDI Probably used an LP standard. It caved in his skull on the first swing but she was still mad and, though the guitar was completely unscathed, she couldn't lift it again.

If you're going to kill someone with a guitar that's the one to do it with.

@oddhack @ekuber Everyone has decided that the person who keeps prickling about stuff nobody cares about can be replaced with an ass kissing robot that sure, does a shitty job but does it with a smile.

Leaving Geralt standing in some random village while cleaning up a bit.

"Somebody nicked my dolly"

"Little prick."

"Get out of my sight"

"Don't you look at me."

"I think I got scabies."

"Making me a sling shot, gonna hunt bears."