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@punissuer @rjblaskiewicz @trebach @stux Kneel on your back while your face is in the pool.
"Oh, oops. Guess I'm going on vacation. Maybe have to move again."
Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.
Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.
@DocAtCDI Probably used an LP standard. It caved in his skull on the first swing but she was still mad and, though the guitar was completely unscathed, she couldn't lift it again.
If you're going to kill someone with a guitar that's the one to do it with.
Leaving Geralt standing in some random village while cleaning up a bit.
"Somebody nicked my dolly"
"Little prick."
"Get out of my sight"
"Don't you look at me."
"I think I got scabies."
"Making me a sling shot, gonna hunt bears."