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yall ever hear bout animation??

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also here21h ago
might have to switch to using british spellings when using english in the future because i simply cannot abide by spelling aluminium with just one i. unfortunately would still need to use us spellings when writing program code due to every library using those. troubling
also here3d ago
the reason robots in fiction always have c-shaped wrench hands instead of anything more articulate must be so that they can never take over the world. that must be how they achieved harmony with robots in all those stories
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@codl ah but it’s onto you now…
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@codl it’s probably a failsafe triggering before a billion simultaneous explosions would happen. i think magic systems have those in real life due to regulations. that sounds like something that would be true
Show threadalso here4d ago
i’ll accept it even if it just affects squirrels. not dogs though i don’t want a dog mind control beam
also here4d ago
maybe I should get a mind control beam to turn evil with
Show threadalso here6d ago
maybe the world is full of incredible possibilities… maybe anything could happen. maybe tomorrow i will find an actual legitimate useful reason why my stove has capacitive touch controls that are disabled when water gets on them
Show threadalso here6d ago
and it was in the name all along… i feel stupid
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ohhh… after three months… I think I’ve found an actual legitimate useful application of langle mangles.It may be possible that language models could be used to identify the use of an incorrect quotation mark on an internet website and automatically have an algorithm fix it to be the correct quotation mark, better or more conveniently than any other technology that I know of. maybe it could even be used to correct usages of ‘phased’ to ‘fazed’ when appropriate

not sure this was really worth all that funding but maybe they’re not quite so useless after all

also hereMar 19
me when i pre-sign a package to be left at the door on the ups website and then ups makes a fuss about failed delivery anyway. i swear delivery companies must have discovered slop programming before llms even existed