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it's not better on the app.

and if it is, you're an asshole for making it that way.

Meta's new LLM fails the only benchmark that matters
this remains the perhaps the greatest life advice I've ever offered

I mean really who can even tell the difference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9OUZNicTGU

Citizen Kane - How to Run a Newspaper Scene (3/10) | Movieclips

YouTube

"groundbreaking black and white movie with tremendous depth of frame, where an older rich man berates a younger newspaper publisher, who is also rich, for losing a million dollars running his paper.

The younger man rebuts the older by saying he plans to lose another million next year, and another million after that, and that at that rate, he'll have to close the paper in 60 years. But instead of a paper and 1 million dollar losses, it's an AI company and 8 billion dollar losses."

still haven't upgraded to any Apple OS's that use Liquid Glass AMA
I hate this mf platform

Don't get me wrong—Cloudflare's UX is pretty fucking drunk.

But Cloudflare's AI support bot is on the roof screaming "I AM A GOLDEN GOD!"

pretty sure that's supposed to be "Hidden Imam"

source: 9th grade Western Civ course, Massachusetts public school system.

it's telling to see how quickly developers went from shitting on each other for being bad at writing code to shitting on each other for being bad at managing code-writing robots.