Clarko

@clarko
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Hack things together ‘til they’re cute
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I’m trying to watch My Old Ass (2024) and I can’t get over how bad the casting is for Young Aubrey Plaza

I get it, you don’t want to spend the money on VFX to just de-age her. But we know what Aubrey Plaza looked like at that age??

Wait, there’s one in iCloud Settings??

Hear me out. What if you had a button to resume syncing?

Or if you told me why it had paused so I could amend the situation?

“Sky Blue” lmao
Cathedral Hill is 240ft above sea level, my guy

I talked a big game about getting an iPhone Air this year. But so many of my photos are macro I don’t know if I can give that up.

I’m just walking the dog and…

C: You want a musk stick?

L: Why is it called that?

C: I dunno, just try it

*takes an extremely tentative bite*

L: Oh because it tastes like the natural history museum

The fuck you say Shel Silverstein is a man?
I can’t look at a yellow leather jacket without assuming it’s a Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992) reference.
Everything really is topsy turvy in Australia