Clarko

@clarko
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Hack things together ‘til they’re cute
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Break it to me gentle.

All those adoption videos where a crowd of people are all seated in folding chairs and then a dog comes in and *chooses its new owner* and the human starts crying and the dog is really happy.

Is that a real thing and can I go watch.

Songs for Celeste, 10 Months

1. Whitney Houston, I Wanna Dance With Somebody
2. Maphra, Doomed
3. Imogen Heap, The Happy Song
4. Smash Mouth, All Star
5. t.A.T.u., All The Things She Said
6. t.A.T.u., How Soon Is Now
7. Paramore, All I Wanted
8. Pulp, Common People
9. The B-52s, Love Shack
10. Cat Stevens, Father and Son
11. The Moldy Peaches, Anyone Else But You
12. Belle & Sebastian, Piazza New York Catcher

Bummed I won’t be seeing anyone at WWDC this year.

On the other hand if any of you are in SF and want to meet a cool baby, I’m your guy.

Had some water ingress problems so I’m re-jacketing all my records.

First four off the stack, really a microcosm of the collection.

“We’re keeping Liquid Glass, you weiners”
Wife: what’s that? Threads?
Me: no I’m reading screenshots of Twitter on Instagram
Nice 😎
I need a slack bot that follows me around and says “he’s not trying to be an asshole, he just sounds that way” in the thread
Did I replace all our lights with IKEA KAJPLATS matter bulbs? Yes. Was it a massive pain in the ass? Also yes. Is it very gratifying to just say “lights out” on the way to bed and know everything is off? Hell yes.

Would’ve been nice if thermostats understood the difference between the cool morning before a sunny 74°F day and the same before a cloudy 61°F day.

I’m not looking to maintain a perfect temperature at all times, I’m just trying to stay ahead of the trend.