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SI CLARKE can be found at @clacksee
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Telling a writer whose entire audience is about to be decimated by twitter collapsing “it’s just social media” is like someone draining your bank account & saying “it’s just numbers”.

Unless you’re already a bestseller, this matters. Downplaying it makes you a cunt.

Mastodon is easy - simply answer a series of increasingly complex riddles to tell you which of 12 goblets doesn’t contain arsenic. If you survive, you’ll reach an ornate mirror. Say 3x the name of the demon you wish summon. Guess the demon’s favourite colour & you’re in.

My friend Doug (DM Pruden) has a new book coming out. I don't know about you but I'm really looking forwards to this one.

http://books2read.com/Ignatz-Bauer-1

Available now at your favorite digital store!

Brain for Rent (Hardly Used) by D.M. Pruden

I don't want to return to the office full-time. I don't want to return to the office full-time. I don't want to return to the office.. ugh. :(

Can we have a closer look? Maybe covid is not quite over and we can continue working remotely? Please?

I've only just moved in and I'm already moving out. Find me and my woke agenda elsewhere in the Mastverse at https://wandering.shop/@clacksee

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7.85K Posts, 1.46K Following, 1.66K Followers · Si Clarke (she/her): sci-fi without the pew-pew Elliott Hay (two Ts and any pronouns): cosy vengeance Not all disabilities are visible. Not a woman. Canada-UK dual citizen. #Immunocompromised #WearAMask #CovidIsntOver

The Wandering Shop
@Virtual_Wanderer I’ve opted for ‘a dog of few words’.
@fishidwardrobe Mainly she says ‘Feed Spock?’ and ‘Rub cheeks.’ Occasionally ‘Spock protect.’ And in a few occasions, ‘Eat tasty kitty.’
@fishidwardrobe Nah, he's right in this case. It is a common enough trope but it doesn't convey the right vibe for Spock. She has a translator that allows her to communicate – but she's still very much a dog (not uplifted). The things she does say are exactly what a real dog would say if they could.
@tattooed_mummy It's weird – most of those have very negative connotations. This is about a dog who's friendly, social, and outgoing … she just doesn't say much.

@eusmedeus Hmmm…

'With her introverted dog and an infuriatingly literal AI by her side, Lem must'…

She's not really introverted. Just doesn't talk much.