Seth Hanford 🐡

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CSIRT primarily, currently doing large-scale detection engineering. I ❤️ ISO 8601

Spent a good amount of time in intelligence, ran operations for a vulnerability database, and worked a lot on some industry standards working groups CVSS (v2, v3), CPE (2.3). Did PSIRT a few places, too.

Do a lot with OpenBSD, Python, and Oxford commas. Worked as a manager for some world-class, global teams. Use that experience as a super power now that I’m back as a senior technical IC.

PronounsHe/Him
CommasOxford
TimestampsISO8601
Githubhttps://www.github.com/SethHanford
Websitehttps://trustworth.ee/SethHanford.html
:otter::otter:

My daughter is reading this book and it is amaaaaaazing.

Original Premise: Other people’s cultures are important, and we should honor them in ways that we are able even if it isn’t confortable for us, because doing so is empathetic and kind.

Modern twist: So many jokes about slop. More pics later when I have time.

Whether you read it for the feels or the lolz, I can’t recommend it enough.

#aislop

I may or may not be the Worlds Best Dad, but I’m pretty sure I’m tied. #dadjokes #fathersday
Cats amirite? #catsofmastodon #cats
Still have these stickers on so many bits of kit. Anybody need to rep this? LMK I think I have some extras
Nothing says “stability” like airlifting 600 tons of electronics. I can’t imagine how much this would cost, but obviously time was of the essence
Easy Company leadership just received their briefing on the invasion of Normandy. H-Hour, D-Day.

Halloween has passed. As is tradition, the Great War within our house begins as we battle over when it’s time to celebrate Christmas things vs when it’s time to celebrate Thanksgiving things.

The first battle was decided in favor of Team Christmas, but the victor’s spoils were decided to be Ben Folds’ Sleigher. Perhaps it’s a draw?

Great, I’m a source now?
@mwl beautiful special edition @mwl