Michael Kohl πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡­

@citizen428@chaos.social
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Your friendly neighborhood anarcho-cynicalist.

I do things with computers and occasionally succeed. Co-organizer of RubyConf Thailand, formerly also PyCon Thailand. πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ή in πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡­ since 2013. Fan of 1990s pop culture.

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Websitehttps://citizen428.net
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If the Moon Were Only 1 Pixel - A tediously accurate map of the solar system

https://joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixelspace_solarsystem.html

If the Moon Were Only 1 Pixel - A tediously accurate map of the solar system

My feedback to the EU regarding the newly proposed law forcing all websites to plaintext store everything users do or write for law enforcement.

This may be the dumbest law the EU has proposed as of yet, and it already attempted chat control and article 13 / 11, so this says a lot!

Not only have providers complained for decades about the cost of storing so much user data, of which 99.99999% won't ever be used, but also does law enforcement rarely need this kind of data, and by the time they've legally gained access to it, it won't be stored anymore.

It's a horrid invasion of our privacy, but the perfect tool for fascist regimes, for whom we are paving the way with this!

If you only invite corporate spyware lobbyist orgs to draft a law, this is the result. Peter Thiel couldn't have written a better proposal.

Stop this law if you wish for any citizen of this continent to respect you as an institution!

@matthegap Der "Platz der Wiener Großartigkeit" ist in Hernals πŸ–€πŸ€
After a 6 week break from Padel I somehow thought a tournament would be the right thing to get back into it πŸ˜… Anyway, made it to the semis where we were eliminated by the eventual winners. Still think we could have won that game, time to get over it.
Ik lig dubbel….#asterixandobelix #asterix #obelix

The CfP for RubyConf Thailand 2026 is open, we're looking forward to your submissions!

https://www.papercall.io/rubyconfth2026

#ruby #RubyConfTH

Postgres TOAST: The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread? | Crunchy Data Blog

Elizabeth gives us an overview of the Postgres TOAST (The Oversized Attribute Storage Technique) system and what it means for your data types and storage.

Crunchy Data

after working on https://fedibot.club I thought it'd be neat if the generic parts of that app were extracted out so they could be easily re-used by other #fennel developers

so here we go! a starter repo that gives you moonmint, object capabilities, and a fediverse-powered login system, all in under 250 lines: https://git.sr.ht/~technomancy/min-web-fennel

you can see the deployed demo here: https://oauth-demo.technomancy.us/about

fedibot club

@hobbsc Being the nerd that I am, I already have a list of games in the genre that I would like to play if I end up liking it πŸ˜‚ Hyrule Warriors DE, Fire Emblem Warriors, One Piece Pirate Warriors 3 & 4, Dynasty Warriors 7 XL.& Origins.
@hobbsc Yeah, I played just enough of it to get to the point where it gets more interesting with the base, the blacksmith, etc. I haven't yet formed an opinion, need to play more of this, I'm intrigued.
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I think we should tell Gen Z that Head Cleaner's "Play Both Sides" was the πŸ”₯ album of 1986
@selzero
There is a really good track on there called "Q-tip and Rubbing Alcohol."
@geos @selzero You had to use a q-tip? Mine just had a spot you drip the alcohol into if I recall.

@selzero

As I remember, it was a short song.

Even We Will Rock You was longer.

@selzero I mean, just about everyone played this tape, so it must be true.
@selzero I have it on vinyl 🫠
@selzero so many alcohol soaked parties, full of dirty head. what a legend!

@airshipper @selzero

How did we...

Survive

Not get arrested

😳

@Arapalla @airshipper @selzero Busted in β€˜70, VW Bus. Bailed 4 hours later for $30.

@stevewfolds @airshipper @selzero

How cool was that? 😎

@Arapalla @airshipper @selzero We were trying to to smoke an ounce of weed and had a case of beer

@stevewfolds @airshipper @selzero

Nice.

Beer bongs rule 🀣🀣🀣

@stevewfolds @Arapalla @airshipper @selzero

Oh man I feel this so deep, so many memories, this is our culture, my Brethren in Weed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrBIZHRoipQ

Blue Γ–yster Cult – Then Came the Last Days of May (Lyric video)

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@selzero Oh! And I always thought the song was "Headcleaner" by the avantgarde-band "play both sides"

And EinstΓΌrzende Neubauten then covered that in 1996...

https://youtu.be/cbzwXINOTMk

EinstΓΌrzende Neubauten - Headcleaner (full version)

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@heiglandreas Came here to mention this from arguably the best era of Neubauten.

@selzero

@xinit @heiglandreas @selzero came here to say this, too.
@heiglandreas @selzero Although "Head Cleaner" sounds like an awesome name for a band. The sort of new wave band that opened the act for "Talking Heads".
@heiglandreas @selzero This is my favourite Beatles cover.
@heiglandreas @selzero And I came here to mention that classic cover. It's really all you need.

@heiglandreas @selzero this is it, right here.

The band "Head Cleaner" is pro hard drugs and their gritty hit "Play Both Sides" is about cops and doing jail time..

While the band "Play Both Sides" is a World Music Hippy Band, and their hit "Head Cleaner" is about enlightenment and things that make you flip the paradigm.

@heiglandreas
In Germany the band performed under the name "Reinigungsband".
@selzero

@heiglandreas
absolutely right, but it was 1993 (tabula rasa) ;)

unforgettable concert in dΓΌsseldorf. some idiot shouted at the band "you've become so boring!" and mark chung slowly approached a mic and calmly replied: "art." brilliant.
@selzero

@yrlaNor @selzero where did I get the 1996 from.... πŸ€”

Might have been a transfer-error πŸ™ˆ

Thanks for setting that straight!

@selzero but it was....

I mean their number one song is still

"Squeeck, squeeck, rattle, grind, click."

@selzero Inspiration source for Phil Collins' "Both Sides" album.
@selzero some guys I knew at highschool had a crust/grind band called Head Cleaner. They were quite fun.

@selzero

And in a rare event, Einsturzende Neubauten's cover was even better than the original.

https://youtu.be/rd-SpXJ3ops?si=An1cuNj6cKNcwK7C

Einsturzende Neubauten - Headcleaner

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@selzero But the b side was better...just less popular

@selzero

I always preferred the b-side. The sound was really clear on that.

@selzero we put on a cassette storybook for our kids back in 2005 or so passed on to us by neighbors. After a while they wandered away and when we asked them, they said it’s broken. We turned it over and their eyes🀣🀣🀣
@selzero Wasn't it the OST for the film Eraser Head? 😏 😬 πŸ˜…
@txo_elurmaluta @selzero πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† excellent!
@selzero @cstross β€œYou know, I’ve heard that there was a vinyl reissue in the early 2000s that’s a very rare collectors item now. Make sure you ask whether they have a copy at your local record stores.”
@selzero there was also a german band from around that time called Bandsalat and everyone hated it
@selzero These Album was the "finisher" of every party πŸ˜‰
@selzero I had the special yellow edition of this 😊.
@selzero I've the Vinyl "No tribute to...". It is a very calm album πŸ˜‰πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

@selzero i prefer Atmos - Head Cleaner

😎

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ58u4oipM4

Atmos β€Ž- Headcleaner [FULL ALBUM]

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@selzero It sounded better than the Showaddywaddy tape my auntie bought me for my birthday in 1977.
Where is the pencil?
@selzero I'm younger than that sound but It was really good
@selzero Would gen Z even know what a cassette is? πŸ™‚
@loke @selzero Yes! At least I do. But uh, seeing this post in isolation, I thought "Head Cleaner" was an actual band and they just had a very strange/humorous album name until I read the comments.
@selzero With popular re-releases every year in that era :D
@selzero
I had the CD version, 'This side up'.
@pthane
Lens cleaner was a different band altogether. However they did both share the same drummer A Brush.
@selzero
@pthane @selzero
I have a compilation on CD-R from a record label that used to release all their CD-R promos with "BLUE SIDE DOWN" printed on the disc.
@selzero I am Gen z and that is bs
@Mik3y @selzero
Well we can tell it to AI too : -)

@selzero @magdalenahai

Tbh, that would be a solid name for an actual album.

@selzero Darling, I wouldn't know a "Head Cleaner" from a brainwashing apparatus, which, incidentally, is what most of these so-called albums are.