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Chris
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Infosec guy. I'm just here for the memes. Midwest is best. All opinions are mine, etc, etc.
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Taggart Phenomenal reporting from ProPublica. Big takeaways:
- FedRAMP is too understaffed to be effective.
- Microsoft never answered serious questions about its cloud security architecture.
- Despite a damning report, Microsoft's government cloud product was approved anyway.
https://www.propublica.org/article/microsoft-cloud-fedramp-cybersecurity-government
Federal Cyber Experts Thought Microsoft’s Cloud Was “a Pile of Shit.” They Approved It Anyway.
A federal program created to protect the government against cyber threats authorized a sprawling Microsoft cloud product, despite the company’s inability to fully explain how it protects sensitive data.
PepijnHi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
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Have you sat on a horse?
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Kevin BeaumontStryker have a liveblog of their security incident, linked from the front page of their website:
https://www.stryker.com/gb/en/about/news/a-message-to-our-customers-03-2026.html
tl;dr is most customer systems aren't impacted as they run on Linux, but their corporate Windows systems are toast so please hold the line.
Rafael Pérez 🌱What kind of app do you mostly use to interact with Mastodon?
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Official web app.
A mobile app.
A cli app.
Other, please comment.
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Tarah WheelerFashion and leather hardware collide: I've been seeking this tiny Chicago screw for an Italian belt for a while now, and Moschino's repair services in London and Milan have both come up short. If anyone has any ideas, I'd be grateful.
https://www.reddit.com/r/HelpMeFind/comments/1r3qvse/help_me_find_this_tiny_gold_ballhead_chicago/
Riker Googlinghow to stop being angry all the time
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@wiz/115378668041784915
Is it time for allow-listing extensions on VSCode? I can hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth from devs at the notion, but this ecosystem is radioactive.