This is hilarious and I love it.
Recovering System Administrator
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#dataownership
#toho
#godzilla
#monsterdon
#scifi
#mainframes
#nintendo
#selfhosting
#homelab
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these machines will destroy US.
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MS Prodirect support is trash. $1000 and have not received a call or email on a ticket I created in January.
@noplasticshower im gonna live forever 🧀
this machine clicks buttons in such a fashion that it creates words on a screen backlit by millions of tiny lights all flashing rapidly in succession
this machine replies to emails
@cherizilla points for headphones, shirt and bravely posting that silly pose online 😊
@adr that’s what’s on my wrist now. Only thing keeping it from perfection is not having the MIP display. Alas, I agree, not worth the upgrade yet.
https://shop.hak5.org/products/omg-cable?variant=39808316276849
A perfectly safe cable to plug into all of your devices.
P.S. yeah the article is based on old data back when USB C had worse standards that it does today
@h3artbl33d I use pencils BTW