Chris Zappa

@chriszappa
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Independent journalist
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I have a strong hunch we’re about to learn that bone spurs are a hereditary trait.

Operation Useful Idiot and The Art of the War Crime
https://gonzoreport.substack.com/p/mar-2-2026

I’d be really grateful if you guys could help me share and spread this one. Thanks.

Minnesota, Goddam
On channeling rage into resistance

https://gonzoreport.substack.com/p/jan-28-2026

#FuckICE

Trump wants a propaganda‑dominated media landscape comprised only of MAGA-aligned corporate conglomerates who push lies as truth to keep us uninformed, intimidated, and terrorized.

Motherfucker, we live in the United States—we’re already terrorized.

https://gonzoreport.substack.com/p/aug-1-2025

Man, fuck 2025. RIP, OZ. 🖤

Of Bosses and Bastards (and Vaginas)

Zappagram 148: Boss move by The Boss, dick move by The Foos, cool move by Thom Yorke, vagina-scented vinyl is now a thing, and much more...

https://zappagram.substack.com/p/of-bosses-and-bastards-and-vaginas

This regime is a circus, but there are no trapeze artists or acrobats, no stilt walkers or high wire acts, no magicians, fire breathers, or knife jugglers. Unfortunately, there’s also no human cannonball. So many people I’d love to see launched out of a cannon…

https://gonzoreport.substack.com/p/may-21-2025

I Regret to Inform You that the Clowns Have Set Fire to the Big Top

May 21, 2025

Gonzo Report

The United Police States of America

The regime has called for an additional 20,000 Gestapo agents. For now, it will pull 2,000 from the FBI, DEA, ATF, and the U.S. Marshals Service.

https://gonzoreport.substack.com/p/may-13-2025

The United Police States of America

May 13, 2025

Gonzo Report

When I'm not ranting about politics, I'm writing about music.

Zappagram 147: Steve Albini's Closet, QOTSA in the Catacombs, 800+ Fugazi shows, cars crash into buildings, Smokey Robinson is a dirty old bastard, and much more...

https://zappagram.substack.com/p/dearly-beloved-we-are-gathered-here

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life

Zappagram 147: Steve Albini's Closet, QOTSA in the Catacombs, 800+ Fugazi shows, cars crash into buildings, Smokey Robinson is a dirty old bastard, and more...

Zappagram

Hoping everyone will not only enjoy this one, but will be kind enough to share it and help me get the word out. If you enjoy a good verbal smackdown of fascists, I think you’ll dig this.

Verbally slapping the shit out of three regime stooges, and other tales of fascist fuckery
https://gonzoreport.substack.com/p/may-9-2025

Authoritarian escalations, verbally slapping the shit out of three regime stooges, and other tales of fascist fuckery

May 9, 2025

Gonzo Report

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

https://gonzoreport.substack.com/p/may-7-2025

Elect a clown, expect a circus

May 7, 2025

Gonzo Report